What they dont teach you at the IIMs

But, they probably teach you at the Indian Institute of plantain management..Banana jokes..ha ha..

What is green in the morning, yellow in the afternoon and brown in the evening?
*A banana.

After breaking up with her beau, Jangles Banana, why did Ali Banana get all mushy?
*Because she heard, 'Peelings, Nothing More Than Peelings,' on the Peelilah Radio Show.

What was the name of the greatest Banana Soccer player?
*Peele.

What's the difference between a ripe banana and a rotten banana?
*A few days

Where do monkey's hide their bananas?
*In their bananadanas.

Why'd the banana cross the road?
*It a peeled to him.

What'd the banana say to the ice cream?
*Wanna' split?

Source:
http://pages.prodigy.net/nsgrosky/_wsn/page3.html
http://www.stephenkramer.com/going_bananas.htm