Saturday, April 29, 2006

More Dullbertisms

What's Dulberts theory of the whoring IT worker?
~Most jobs suck, so always pick the one which gives the most buck for the least bang.

Why does Dullbert like the simplex method?
~It gives him an ORgasm.

What did Dullbert do in his meeting.
~He came, he slept, he concurred.

Thursday, April 13, 2006


* The job of most Analysts stinks, because Analysts work on the back end.
* The output of most types of Analysis is a Fart
* Behind every successful man is a fat ass and a lot of hot air
* The world can be divided into two mutually exclusive but collectively exhaustive sets: the overt perverts, and the covert perverts.
* If you dont know, which of the above two you belong to, then you belong to the latter
* A bird in the hand is worth more than a bang in the bush
* India has population explosion, Amsterdam has copulation explosion