Dullbertisms

* The job of most Analysts stinks, because Analysts work on the back end.
* The output of most types of Analysis is a Fart
* Behind every successful man is a fat ass and a lot of hot air
* The world can be divided into two mutually exclusive but collectively exhaustive sets: the overt perverts, and the covert perverts.
* If you dont know, which of the above two you belong to, then you belong to the latter
* A bird in the hand is worth more than a bang in the bush
* India has population explosion, Amsterdam has copulation explosion